Ascendance 2009

Ascendance 2009 was the 12th cpv mega event produced by SCAW. It was the first in the chronology. It took place on February 27, 2009 from the FedEx Forum in Memphis, Tennessee. The card was comprised of seven matches (including one on the Preshow). Homer Simpson defended the SCAW Championship against Guile, Santa Claus, Inuyasha, Iron Man and M. Bison in an Elimination Chamber match at the main event.

Preshow
Star Trek (James T. Kirk & Spock) defeated xXx (Vin Diesel & Ice Cube) in a tag team match.

Preliminary matches
The Joker defended the SCAW Zero-One Championship against The Gladiator, Robin, Mr. Clean, Green Lantern and White Ranger in an Elimination Chamber match. Fred Durst interviewed Captain America, Guile and Ghost Rider, and they wondered who would replace Ichigo Kurosaki at the main event. Fred was given a wedgie by Freakazoid and The Thing. The Hulk and Hellboy wrestled. Hellboy was attacked by Jack Sparrow. Hellboy pinned The Hulk after the Doomstone piledriver. Captain America was found attacked backstage by Guile and Ghost Rider. Iron Man defended the SCAW Internet Championship against Ghost Rider (#2), Optimus Prime, Darth Vader, Rhino and Zod in an Elimination Chamber match. The Joker came back to the ring and challenged whoever is playing mind games with him to show himself. It was revealed to be another Joker in his classic attire who then attacked him. Abraham Lincoln and George W. Bush wrestled. Winner becomes SCAW president. Lincoln was attacked by The Prince of Persia. Bush pinned Lincoln after the Presidential Slam. Spider-Man offered Superman to join the nWo for the last time. Superman answered with a thunderous S-5.
 * Robin (#1) made The Joker (#2) submit with the Crossface after The Joker was distracted by a creepy message.
 * Green Lantern (#4) pinned Robin after the Green Light.
 * White Ranger (#3) pinned Gladiator (#6) after the Tiger Powerbomb.
 * White Ranger pinned Mr. Clean (#5) after a copycat Clean Press.
 * White Ranger pinned Green Lantern after the Tiger Powerbomb to win the Zero-One Championship.
 * Iron Man (#6) pinned Optimus Prime (#4) after the Steam Roller.
 * Ghost Rider (#2) pinned Rhino (#1) after the Ghost Ride.
 * Iron Man pinned Ghost Rider after the Steam Roller
 * Iron Man pinned Zod (#5) after the Steam Roller.
 * Iron Man pinned Darth Vader (#3) after the Steam Roller to retain the Internet Championship.

Main event
Homer Simpson defended the SCAW Championship against Guile, Santa Claus, Inuyasha, M. Bison (replacing Ichigo) and Iron Man (replacing Captain America) As his first act as the new SCAW president, George W. Bush gave the supposedly absent Ichigo another Money in the Bank shot which sure enough he cashed in. Ichigo pinned Inuyasha after the Soul Reaper to win the SCAW Championship.
 * Iron Man (#5) pinned Santa Claus (#6) after the Steam Roller.
 * Iron Man pinned M. Bison (#1) after the Steam Roller.
 * Homer (#4) pinned Iron Man after the Simpson Stunner.
 * Guile (#2) pinned Homer after the Super Sonic Boom.
 * Inuyasha (#3) pinned Guile after the Full Fledged Demon Bomb to win the SCAW Championship.